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1. Mundar
2. Merone
3. Lanea
4. Lee
5. Cassedra
6. Mark (Enforcer)
7. Garrett
8. Artemus
9. Blätterwind

Lee and Artemus decide to give Garrett a makeover.

They would suggest a more healthy lifestyle and both think, that keeper robes looked a lot better on Garrett than his actual outfit.

Why is Mark afraid of Garrett?

Mark is not afraid of anybody.


Merone and Blätterwind are in an argument. What’s it about and how would it be resolved?

Merone stirring a potion: „Ok, it's your turn today.“
„No, it's not, it's yours.“
„C'mon. It'll be spoiled without blood...“
„How about half you and half me?“
„What? Have you ever made Runa with blood of TWO persons?“
„No.“ Blätterwinds grins and Merone starts laughing.
„Ok, let's do it, then.“


If Artemus, Merone, and Mundar were in a play, what would it be and what would their roles be? Feel free to include other characters.

A tragedy about the problems, that come along with life as a male keeper.


If Mark, Merone, Lanea, and Lee were locked in a room together for a long stretch of time, how would that turn out?

For the first hour Merone, Lanea and Lee would enjoy a little chat. But with the enforcer present, they wouldn't talk too openly, and after a while they would go quiet.
Lee to Mark: „Can't you just burn the door or something like that?“
„Sure.“
„Do it, please.“
„That is not an order from the first keeper.“
Merone: „You are not the only one with orders from the first keeper. But as we are locked in here, the three of us cannot fullfill them. So do it.“
Mark shoots with his scythe on the door and it breaks open.
All leave the room and Mark walks away.
Lanea to Merone: „Do you really have special orders from the first keeper?“
Merone grinning: „I always have, don't you?“

If Cassedra and Garrett were to have a child, would their kid be prettier than Mundar and Mark’s?

Sure.


What is Lee’s happy place?

The armchair in the library. With a cup of tea.


If Lee were to get a gift for Mundar, what would it be?

A beginner's course in clothes design.


Mundar and Merone plan a birthday party for Artemus. What’s the theme and what happens?

Merone suggests a night in the woods with a lot of wine, Lee, Lanea and Cassedra.


Blätterwind gets in a car wreck and is bleeding on the pavement. What does Cassedra do?

Cassedra is a healer and she helps everybody, even Blätterwind.


Artemus switches sexual preferences. What occurs, who do they go for, etc?

Lee would be shocked. Artemus would go for Garrett of course


What would Lanea be like as a Pokemon?

She is a scribe, so she would be pretty useless as a fighter... Perhaps she could write fantastic stories about the hero pokemons of her group to frighten the enemy...



Mark asks Merone out. Where do they go? What happens on the way there?

Hm, Life as enforcer can get quite boring... They would spent the evening in Merones pagan shelter in the woods.
Mark is hoping that Merone can show him ways out of emotionless boredom. On the other hand he is maybe only testing his resistance to pagan potions.



Mundar starts a band. Who do they take with them and what kind of music do they do? Name the title of one of their songs.

Mundar would invite anybody who likes to join his band... The first song is a cover: „Wein, Weib und Gesang“


Mark writes a book. What’s it about?

Experiences as young enforcer?


Garrett locks Lanea in a closet. Why, for how long, and under what conditions?

To prevent her from running screaming „Garrett is stealing everything he can lay his hands on!“ through the keepers compound.

Cassedra and Blätterwind switch bodies. Reactions?

Blätterwind would try to enter the keeper compound and then poison all keepers.
Cassedra would try to search help, or if there is none, make the best of the situation. After all, herbs are her special interest, so Blätterwinds shelter would be a quite interesting place.


There’s a zombie on Merone’s lawn. How do they get rid of it?

He'd ask Mundar for help.


Artemus and Mundar are in a fistfight. Why and who wins?

Training of course. Artemus is a weak fighter, and Mundar (a warrior) offered some training.


Garrett is kidnapped. What does Mark do?

Sneak unseen to the place, where Garrett is kept, then burn everything and everybody looking like an enemy, and rescue Garrett


Cassedra and Mundar are stuck camping. What happens?

Nice romantic evening.


Lee starts hallucinating. How does everyone react?

Lanea: Lee? Are you sure? Are you alright? You really should visit Cassedra.
Artemus and Lanea grab Lee, and bring her to the healer.


If Garrett were an ice cream flavor, what would it be? Who would buy it?

Chocolate-Chili, I would


Lee and Blätterwind are making out and Garrett walks in.

Garrett: Erm Lee? Do you really think this is the appropriate way to catch him for trial?
Lee seems suddenly to awake: Oh my! He bewitched me! Help!
Blätterwind looking angrily on Garrett: You always spoil the fun for the villains, don't you?


Mark kills Lanea with a lead pipe in the library. Why?

He wanted to appear more often in her stories


What would Artemus be singing in the shower?

Something about balance and love and so on...


If Merone had do marry Garrett, Artemus, or Blätterwind, who would they pick?

Not Garrett, he is not meant for any relationships.
Artemus is a keeper just as Merone and that would make marriage complicated.
So he'd choose Blätterwind. Especially as pagans are not strict true or monogamic... so he could also pick some nice girls out of Blätterwinds crowd.


How would Mark confess their undying love to Lee?

With silence. No one can see him blush beyond his mask. No one would hear the crack of his voice, while mentioning her name... sad to be an enforcer sometimes


Cassedra goes to therapy. Merone is their therapist.

Cassedra: Work is recently so hard, so many illness, so many deaths. It is hard to bear sometimes.
Merone: Take a break, join a midnight pagan women dancing group and enjoy life again.


Lee, Blätterwind, and Mark have to do karaoke. What do they each sing, and can they sing at all?

Lee can. She sings lovesong in a foreign language, that noone can get the imbalanced content.
Blätterwind cannot sing, but accompanies Lee with a drum.
Mark would have sang a song before becoming enforcer, now he is only listening.


Blätterwind threatens to kill Merone. How does Mark react?

Blätterwind would not only threat Merone but all keepers. Mark will protect Merone and kill Blätterwind.


Mark and Mundar stay the night at Blätterwind’s house.

They would set a trap to catch Blätterwind to bring him to trial.


Lee must do emergency heart surgery on Blätterwind.

She wouldn't even try.


Lee and Artemus are stuck together on a train for six hours.

Great They'll have a wonderful time.


Mundar and Cassedra must spend the night together at an old, abandoned, and presumably haunted house by the cemetery.

Cassedra: Mundar! Do you really wanted to meet me here? Thats definitely not a place for women.
Mundar: Cassy, I couldn't date you in the compound, you know that...
Cassedra: Yeah, but there must be a hundred better places than this.
Mundar hugs her and smiles: Sure, we'll search them next time. Don't worry I protect you...


Mark wins a million dollars. Do they share? What do they do with it?

Give it to the first keeper.


Garrett and Artemus turn into animals. What would they be?

Garrett would be a magpie (that animal as a thiefy call in germany, I don't if that is true in other countries...)
Artemus hm,... a bookworm?


Mundar can suddenly cast spells like a wizard. (If they’re already a wizard, good for them.) If they cast a spell on Merone, what would it be?

A 'tell the truth' spell. And he would ask him about every detail of his observations in the pagan woods...


Mark is in a French maid outfit. Everyone’s reaction?

Mark? Hm... Would look pretty weird with the mask...


Cassedra and Blätterwind dress up for Halloween. What are they?

Cassedra would go as witch.
Blätterwind only skips his weekly bath and shows his devilish glances to everyone.


Lanea suddenly turns evil. What’s their first crime?

Burning the keepers library!
Lanea: Ha! Never ever writing again!


Garrett’s pregnant, regardless of gender. Who’s the father, Merone, Mark, or Artemus?

Oh my! I fear Artemus was not only a nice fatherlike tutor...


Where would Mundar and Garrett go for their honeymoon?

Far away from all the poor women they left behind...


Merone is mistakenly told that they are sick and will die in a week. What are their confessions? When they are told that they’re not really sick, do they regret confessing?

maybe he'll tell someone, that he's done things that may please the trickster more, than the rules of balance, but as he don't regards his own lifestyle sinful, he won't regret it. So there will be no real confession.


Artemus finds a bloody dead body in Lanea’s closet. Who is it and what does Artemus do?

Its Garrett.
Lanea: Ha! He went into that trap of gold coins! Erm... is he dead?
Artemus: He is. What have you done?
Lanea: He looked me in there for hours, only to steal everything in the compound not nailed to the walls... So I made this trap, but I never wanted him to be dead... Oh... All that blood....
Lanea faints.
Artemus: And thus our beloved masterthief left the world. What a pity.


Mundar and Merone are in the Zombie Apocalypse. Mundar realizes that their lover, Blätterwind, is a zombie and can’t bring themself to shoot Blätterwind. What does Merone do?

Kill the zombie.


Lee has been hypnotized. Blätterwind can do anything they want with Lee, and Lee won’t remember anything that happens in the next 40 hours. What would Blätterwind do?

Let her bleed. Using her blood for his magic potion making. Sending her with poisioned gifts back into the compound. Really not a nice guy...


Mundar and Garrett give Artemus a bath. How does Artemus escape?

Garrett: That was for all the times in my youth!
Artemus, wet all over to Mundar: And why aren't you helping me?
Mundar: I let Garrett in, and wanted to join the fun

Blätterwind starts a cooking show.

It would look really interesting and smell fantastic... But I wouldn't touch anything cooked by a mad pagan shaman... XD


How does Mark overcome their fear?

He is beyond fear now.


Garrett catches Lanea putting on make-up (or something weirder.)

Garrett: that looks... interesting... *bursts out laughing
Lanea: It should look like a normal cititzen, I have a task in the city...
Garrett, still laughing: Maybe you should wear an enforcer mask, that would be more inconspicuous...


Garrett eats a poison apple. Merone kisses them back to life.

Garrett: Uuuh. Why haven't you looked for a nice pagan girl to save my life?
Merone: There are not many people that can say, they have kissed you, and you are quite asked for, don't you know? I just couldn't resist

Blätterwind finds a magic lamp. What do they wish for?

To bring back the old powers to the woodsie lord.


Mark and Garrett are transferred back into their high school years. Their enemies are their teachers.

Both act like high school boys do. They would laugh, if anyone tells them what they'll become one day.


If Blätterwind died, what would Artemus put on their epitaph?

Not many people deserve death. But he did. Balance with his soul.


Artemus finds Merone hung over on the porch. How do they fix this?

Artemus: Merone? What are you doing there? Need a hand?
Merone: xD I tried to catch a superrare interesting insect, but it flew away and I fell...


If Mundar were depressed, how would Cassedra cheer them up?

Invite him to a candle light diner.


What would Blätterwind’s thoughts be if Lee made them breakfast in bed?

Still hypnotized, great!


Mark is drowning. Who saves them, Mundar, Merone, or Lee?

Mundar would try, because he is a warrior.
But Merone is a better swimmer and would reach Mark sooner.
Lee wouldn't need to jump into the water, but she rans to seek Cassedra, for her help as a healer.


Mundar contracts a rare disease. What does Blätterwind do about it?

He would try to find out how deadly it is and how it is transferred between people and if he can use it as a weapon.


Merone and Mark go on a roller coaster. Outcome?

Merone would really enjoy it. Mark shows no emotions, as always.


Blätterwind and Cassedra’s house is flooding AND on fire. Who do they blame?

Cassedra could blame Blätterwind and she would be right...
Blätterwind has to blame his old master.


Mundar is dead for a day. How does Merone handle it?

He is writing his line in the book of names.


Garrett must wear Mark’s clothes for a week and vise-versa.

Not bad at all. Both are dressed dark and practical for hiding, running and fighting.
Maybe Garrett would need some additonal pockets


Artemus comes out of a major surgery and finds that they are the opposite gender.

Artemus: Finally! Garrett, I'm coming



Mark and Lee get ahold of the Death Note.

Uh-oh. Mark is already an instrument of death. And he would do whatever the first keeper tolds him. Hopefully Lee has enough influence to stop him.

Artemus and Merone get ahold of the Gay Note.

Not always the same jokes xD
Artemus:　Garrett!
Merone: Blätterwind!

Garrett becomes a superhero (not villain. XD). Name and powers?

Robin G. Hood. Powers are the same as Garretts, but he gives to the poor


Mundar had a bad dream. Who do they go to for comfort, Lanea or Cassedra?

Cassedra. She is his (more or less) secret love


Mark makes Lanea go clubbing.

Both of them could need some fresh air, outside the compound and their duties.


If Mundar were able to meet his childhood self and warn himself of whatever, would he?

No. He had a time in life, when he thought everything went wrong, but it turned out to be good later.


Who would win in a drinking contest, Mundar or Mark?

Mundar
hm, he would have won before Mark became enforcer. I don't know how strong enforcers are affected by drinking...


Blätterwind lost The Game. Your reaction?

Too bad, Blätterwind. But that is what happens to people like you.


Merone gives Lanea a big hug. What ensues?

A hot night...


Cassedra is on their deathbed. What are their final words to Blätterwind?

Cassedra, weak: Wasn't it the other way round, just minutes ago?
Blätterwind: It worked! Great I am healed! Sorry for you, I really enjoyed your company. But I have to leave now...


Cassedra discovers that Lanea is their parent.

Cassedra: Really? How nice... I'll prepare a present for mothers day


They all play Russian Roulette. (Smart.) Who survives?

Blätterwind. He cheated.


Artemus can send Lanea anywhere.

Hopefully straight to Merone into the pagan woods... xD


Lee discovers Blätterwind’s deepest secret.

Lee: So? That is why you are doing all this? You are crazy!
Blätterwind: I might be. But so are all true followers of the woodsie lord.


Mundar must be a PRINCESS for a month.

He'd hate it.


How many Marks does it take to change a lightbulb?

One


Why did Merone cross the road?

To never cross roads again and stay in the woods forever.


Cassedra must give Merone a pelvic exam.

Erm. Well she is a healer. Merone might be even enjoying it :/


Lanea opens the Pandora Box.

Oops


Lanea adopts Merone.

It would be more likely the other way round


You meet Lee and Garrett on the street.

Me: ?You? I knew it... All that talk of Artemus! But it was Garrett! All the time!